50 Corny Jokes To Share With Your Family Around The Thanksgiving Table

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Thanksgiving is coming, and with it comes cherished family traditions, delicious food, and tons of laughs around the dinner table. While the stories and smiles should flow naturally, I – a lover of bad jokes 😛 – could help get the ball rolling with these 50 corny jokes that your entire family will love!

  • What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, Google, Google!”
  • Why did the turkey play the drums in the band? Because it already had the drumsticks!
  • What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot!
  • What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock!
  • What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
  • What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY!
  • Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  • What do you call the age of a pilgrim? Pilgrimage!
  • Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
  • What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!
  • Why was the Thanksgiving soup so proud? Because it was stuffed!
  • What do you call a turkey’s leftovers? Gobble-ets!
  • Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
  • What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A harvest!
  • Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
  • If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
  • What did one autumn leaf say to the other? “I’m falling for you.”
  • What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing! Wing!
  • Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
  • What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? “Quack! Quack! Quack!”
  • What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
  • What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for everyone!
  • Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall? Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat!
  • What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach? Puritan!
  • What do you call a running turkey? Fast food!
  • Why was the math book sad at Thanksgiving? Because it had too many problems!
  • What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument? The drum!
  • Why did the turkey refuse dessert? Because it was stuffed!
  • What did baby corn say to mama corn? “Where’s popcorn?”
  • Why do turkeys always gobble? Because they never learned table manners!
  • What do you call a turkey that likes to play music? A drumstick!
  • How do you make a turkey float? Two scoops of ice cream, root beer, and a turkey!
  • Why can’t you take a turkey to church? They use fowl language!
  • What did the mashed potatoes say to the butter? “You’re making me melt!”
  • What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin π!
  • Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? Because April showers bring Mayflowers!
  • How did the Mayflower show that it liked America? It hugged the shore!
  • What’s a potato’s favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams!
  • What’s a turkey’s favorite type of movie? Anything with a lot of stuffing!
  • Why did the turkey devour his meal? Because he was a gobbler!
  • What did the turkey say to the rooster when he saw a plate of corn? “Corn on the cobble, cobble!”
  • Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
  • Why did the scarecrow eat all the corn at Thanksgiving? He was all ears!
  • How do you catch a wild turkey? With a gobbler call!
  • Why was the chef late for Thanksgiving? He lost track of thyme!
  • Why do turkeys always go gobble gobble”? Because they never learned to speak human!
  • What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
  • Why didn’t the pumpkin sit with the pie? Because he didn’t want to be in a filling situation!
  • Why didn’t the turkey eat on Thanksgiving? It was already stuffed!
  • How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I’ll tell you at Christmas!

What do you think? Will these draw more chuckles or groans and eye rolls? Hehe. Either way, I hope these bring a lot of laughter and cheer to your Thanksgiving table!

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