15 Kid-Friendly “Dad Jokes” To Make The Grandchildren Laugh Out Loud

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Who said dads should have all the fun?! 😛

With the 15 kid-friendly jokes below, you, Grandma, can give the grandchildren a laugh in the way that only a “dad joke” can provide! And we all know there’s nothing better than those smiling, giggling kids. These jokes are so simple and obvious, you can’t help but laugh out loud at the fact that you didn’t see that punchline coming. Let’s get to it:

  1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
  2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  3. How does a train eat? It goes chew chew!
  4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  5. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
  6. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room.
  7. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!
  8. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
  9. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
  10. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
  11. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
  12. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
  13. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
  14. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
  15. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

As a grandmother, I find these “dad jokes” absolutely delightful and perfect for sharing with my grandchildren. They’re lighthearted, witty, and easy to understand, making them suitable for children of all ages. These jokes not only bring laughter and joy to our family gatherings, but also create an opportunity for bonding and making lasting memories. I appreciate the clean, innocent humor that these jokes bring to the table, and I’m always eager to discover more fun and charming jokes like these to entertain my precious grandchildren!

Move over Dad… it’s Grandma’s time to shine! 🙂

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