Go Wild With This Hilarious Animal-Themed ‘Would You Rather’ Game

Whether you’re as wise as an owl or as silly as a goose, you’re going to have a whale of a time with this exciting game! So gather your little chicks, and get ready to monkey around with this wildly entertaining animal-themed version of ‘Would You Rather’. You’d be lion if you said you’re not excited! Let’s quit kitten around, and dive right into it!

Would You Rather Questions:

1. Would you rather have a pet dinosaur or a pet dragon?
2. Would you rather be able to speak to birds or to fish?
3. Would you rather have the strength of a gorilla or the speed of a cheetah?
4. Would you rather be as small as an ant or as big as a whale?
5. Would you rather have a kangaroo’s jump or a horse’s run?
6. Would you rather have a pet tiger or a pet wolf?
7. Would you rather be able to live underwater like a fish or fly high in the sky like an eagle?
8. Would you rather have a squirrel’s agility or a turtle’s longevity?
9. Would you rather be a dog who can talk or a cat who can disappear?
10. Would you rather be able to call all the puppies to you, or all the kittens?
11. Would you rather transform into a dolphin or a falcon at will?
12. Would you rather have a unicorn or a griffin as your magical pet?
13. Would you rather have a fluffy bunny tail or fluffy bunny ears?
14. Would you rather be able to mimic any animal sound perfectly or be able to talk to one specific animal species?
15. Would you rather have a house full of tiny elephants or one giant bunny?
16. Would you rather have a lifelong friendship with a bear or a wolf?
17. Would you rather have a pet penguin that can tap dance or a pet parrot that can sing opera?
18. Would you rather take a nap with a koala or go for a swim with a dolphin?
19. Would you rather always be able to find the best honey like a bear or the best fruit like a monkey?
20. Would you rather always have to hop like a kangaroo or crawl like a crab?
21. Would you rather have the eyesight of an eagle or the hearing of a bat?
22. Would you rather have a farm full of ducks or a herd of miniature cows?
23. Would you rather be able to change color like a chameleon or light up like a firefly?
24. Would you rather have a pet that’s half-horse, half-eagle, or half-lion, half-eagle?
25. Would you rather have the lifestyle of a lazy house cat or an adventurous outdoor dog?
26. Would you rather have a pet dragon the size of a cat or a pet cat the size of a dragon?
27. Would you rather have the memory of an elephant or the loyalty of a dog?
28. Would you rather be able to gallop like a horse or slither like a snake?
29. Would you rather spend a day in the savannah with the lions or in the ocean with the sharks?
30. Would you rather have a conversation with a gorilla or a dolphin?
31. Would you rather play fetch with a dog using a stick or a frisbee?
32. Would you rather be covered in fur like a bear or in scales like a fish?
33. Would you rather have the swiftness of a deer or the resilience of a cockroach?
34. Would you rather fly with the bats at night or sing with the birds at dawn?
35. Would you rather spend a day eating bamboo with pandas or catching fish with bears?
36. Would you rather live with a bunch of monkeys in the jungle or a colony of penguins in the Arctic?
37. Would you rather be a world-famous racehorse or the first dog to go to space?
38. Would you rather have a tiny giraffe that can live in your home or a regular-sized giraffe that lives in your backyard?
39. Would you rather have the nose of a bloodhound or the eyes of a hawk?
40. Would you rather be as quiet as a mouse or as loud as a lion?
41. Would you rather have a pet raccoon or a pet squirrel?
42. Would you rather be a bee with an endless supply of honey or a bird with an endless supply of worms?
43. Would you rather have to eat like a bird or like a pig?
44. Would you rather always smell like a skunk or always smell other skunks?
45. Would you rather have the lifespan of a tortoise or the nine lives of a cat?
46. Would you rather be able to move like a cheetah or climb like a monkey?
47. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or one hundred duck-sized horses?
48. Would you rather be a lone wolf or live in a hive with bees?
49. Would you rather have the ability to call dolphins or summon eagles?
50. Would you rather be able to camouflage like an octopus or carry heavy weights like an ant?
51. Would you rather never be able to kill a spider again or have spiders never approach you?
52. Would you rather ride a giant tortoise or a small elephant?
53. Would you rather live one life that lasts 1,000 years or live ten lives that last 100 years each?
54. Would you rather have a backyard that leads to a forest or a beach?
55. Would you rather be best friends with a grizzly bear or a killer whale?
56. Would you rather eat only meat like a lion or only vegetables like a rabbit?
57. Would you rather have wings but can’t fly or gills but can’t swim?
58. Would you rather be able to communicate with animals or speak every human language?
59. Would you rather have an animal best friend that could be any animal you choose and it would be intelligent and speak to you (and you could ride it around town if it is a large animal like a bear) or be married to someone with a hot body?
60. Would you rather have a cook-off against a monkey or a dance-off against a kangaroo?
61. Would you rather live a life that is long and boring or one that is short and exciting?

We’ve had a roaring good time exploring these ‘Would You Rather’ questions. I hope they bring out the tiger in you and your grandkids during your next game night! Remember, it’s not about who wins or loses, it’s about the hoot you have along the way.

Now, let your imagination soar like an eagle. Release your inner party animal!